Pretty Much Every Eagles Season

Renee: it's such a tease
me: it's a tease from the most beautiful stripper in the whole joint
and then you realize she either has a cock or that it costs 14 million dollars to go all the way
Renee: LOL
me: and then you cry
Renee: no it's she has a cock for sure
gotta be that much disappointment
me: well some people might be into that
so maybe it's not that she has a cock, but that on her way to wrap her lips around your junk, she slips off the stage, bangs her head on the table and snaps her neck in your lap
and you're left there, just holding the body
Renee: wow. you didn't have to kill the poor girl
me: this is a metaphor, Renee
that slutbag is my superbowl season
and my superbowl season DIES
every fucking year