me: anyway, Jason has mucho work to do
he goes to see Star Trek tonight
in IMAX
is inspired to become futuristic journeyman
joins NASA
is questioned about lack of galactic knowledge and education credentials
asks where the bathroom is
sprints to space shuttle when NASA isn't looking
fires all engines to shoot towards Saturn
reaches 7000 feet and realizes low fuel level
plummets to earth
humming Master of Puppets all the way down
dies in legendary explosion
makes world news
looks down from heaven
smiles
Jaime: Where do you come up with this crap?
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