[11:38] jktangent: I'm kind of a wheeler and dealer
[11:38] jktangent: a real sharp shooter
[11:38] Starlight: uhm - yeah yeah?
[11:38] jktangent: actually I probably suck at negotiating
[11:39] Starlight: lol
[11:39] jktangent: my negotiating skills are as good as my patience to negotiate - which is about 5 minutes
[11:39] Starlight: hahah
[11:39] jktangent: "don't jump off that roof!"
*5 min*
"Fuck, fine do whatever. I'm hungry."
[11:39] Starlight: lol
[11:40] Starlight: i can imagine you in a hostage situation
[11:40] jktangent: hahaha
[11:40] jktangent: "oh please...you're not gonna "kill" a hostage"
"Oh sweet Christ you did it"
[11:40] Starlight: lol
[11:40] jktangent: "okay guys, my bad...my bad - let's take it from the top!"
[11:41] Starlight: hahahaha
February 27, 2009
February 24, 2009
On Halloween Costumes
[12:28] icculus: any costume that offers alcohol is a winner
[12:29] icculus: one year, I swear, I'm going as jesus with a bag of wine hooked up to a fake IV and I will ask people to drink of my blood
[12:29] icculus: one year, I swear, I'm going as jesus with a bag of wine hooked up to a fake IV and I will ask people to drink of my blood
He had a handlebar mustache
RJ: I'm not going to lie, i don't want to shave it...but i'm in a silver window where my boss is out and I don't have to meet with the government.
me: keep it
then walk in with a slim jim between your teeth, neon arm bands
and ridiculous sunglasses
then get up on a chair and scream "Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaaa!" as you fly to the ground with an elbow, shattering a co-worker's spine
if you don't get promoted, you'll at least get a bonus
me: keep it
then walk in with a slim jim between your teeth, neon arm bands
and ridiculous sunglasses
then get up on a chair and scream "Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaaa!" as you fly to the ground with an elbow, shattering a co-worker's spine
if you don't get promoted, you'll at least get a bonus
February 17, 2009
You always need a majority consensus
[15:27] icculus: so sarah and I are throwing our first raging party this weekend
[15:27] jktangent: describe "raging" for me
[15:27] jktangent: like orgy raging?
[15:28] icculus: well like I invited everybody I know
[15:28] icculus: and sarah invited some of her restaurant people
[15:28] icculus: so it may be a ton of people
[15:28] icculus: or, alternatively, nobody likes us and it will be a quiet gathering
[15:29] icculus: but as for orgies
[15:29] icculus: you never know
[15:29] icculus: I have roofies on hand
[15:29] jktangent: that's more of a rape-fest than an orgy
[15:29] jktangent: I've been to both and there are distinct differences
[15:31] icculus: nah
[15:31] icculus: they're just for the uncooperative ones
[15:32] icculus: for an orgy to work, you always need to have a majority consensus
[15:27] jktangent: describe "raging" for me
[15:27] jktangent: like orgy raging?
[15:28] icculus: well like I invited everybody I know
[15:28] icculus: and sarah invited some of her restaurant people
[15:28] icculus: so it may be a ton of people
[15:28] icculus: or, alternatively, nobody likes us and it will be a quiet gathering
[15:29] icculus: but as for orgies
[15:29] icculus: you never know
[15:29] icculus: I have roofies on hand
[15:29] jktangent: that's more of a rape-fest than an orgy
[15:29] jktangent: I've been to both and there are distinct differences
[15:31] icculus: nah
[15:31] icculus: they're just for the uncooperative ones
[15:32] icculus: for an orgy to work, you always need to have a majority consensus
Maybe they didn't hear her...
[14:49] RoXyAnGeL: ugh i hate group projects!
[14:52] RoXyAnGeL: in marine bio we were in groups and none of them talked! it was so aggravating. i was like so how do you guys want to do this? they all just looked at me. i was like ok...do you want to do a poster?
[14:52] RoXyAnGeL: blank stares. then i go, ok, what about an overhead? blank stares. i just like omg do any of you talk? like seriously. so i just went ok, we're gonna do an overhead
[14:52] RoXyAnGeL: so irritating!
[15:21] jktangent: maybe they were all deaf
[15:22] jktangent: they probably all signed to each other after class, "Why did we get put with the angry hearing girl?"
[15:38] RoXyAnGeL: hahaha
[14:52] RoXyAnGeL: in marine bio we were in groups and none of them talked! it was so aggravating. i was like so how do you guys want to do this? they all just looked at me. i was like ok...do you want to do a poster?
[14:52] RoXyAnGeL: blank stares. then i go, ok, what about an overhead? blank stares. i just like omg do any of you talk? like seriously. so i just went ok, we're gonna do an overhead
[14:52] RoXyAnGeL: so irritating!
[15:21] jktangent: maybe they were all deaf
[15:22] jktangent: they probably all signed to each other after class, "Why did we get put with the angry hearing girl?"
[15:38] RoXyAnGeL: hahaha
I just pooped
[12:22] RoXyAnGeL: i just pooped
[12:23] RoXyAnGeL: after lunch though
[12:24] jktangent: hahahaha
[12:24] jktangent: someone just came by my desk and since I closed your window, it popped up front and center with the first line, "I just pooped"
[12:24] RoXyAnGeL: uh oh
[12:23] RoXyAnGeL: after lunch though
[12:24] jktangent: hahahaha
[12:24] jktangent: someone just came by my desk and since I closed your window, it popped up front and center with the first line, "I just pooped"
[12:24] RoXyAnGeL: uh oh
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