The Gambler

[15:05] mattx: one time i gambled when i was making out with my girlfriend in high school
[15:05] mattx: i thought i was good
[15:05] mattx: she even giggled a little
[15:05] mattx: kept makin' out
[15:05] mattx: then it was time to get in between her legs
[15:06] mattx: i moved about a half an inch and knew it was utter disaster
[15:06] jktangent: hahahahaha
[15:06] jktangent: did you go clean up?
[15:06] mattx: so i instantly stop
[15:06] mattx: and i go "hang on a second"
[15:06] mattx: and as i'm walking away she's like "did you do what i think you did?"
[15:07] mattx: i don't say anything and just b-line to the shitter
[15:07] jktangent: haha
[15:07] mattx: verification process was brief (no pun intended)
[15:07] mattx: worst part was, her parents came home while i was in there
[15:08] mattx: so i come out and i'm just like "i gotta go!!!" and run out to my car and leave
[15:08] mattx: that was the last time i ever shit my pants