What else can you do at a Lakers game?

Kyle: so i've been doing some thinking, and i've decided that i'm going to punch jack nicholson in the face tonight
me: hahaha
I'd like to know the thought process behind this
i was thinking about his movies. the shining= awesome, batman= awesome, and so on....
then i started thinking about As Good As It Gets
and was immediately filled with murderous rage
me: well how close are you guys at the game?
are you within arms reach of Jack?
Kyle: no we are in the upper level
its good tho cause he wont know its coming
me: So I can expect you naked on national television tonight
punching Jack Nicholson in the face
Kyle: it would never happen that way
i hate bare feet - i would have my socks on, making me not entirely naked
and i'm wearing a hat
me: hahaha