Really glad it wasn't a gas leak

me: so it's a carbon gas leak, Jaime
soon your face will melt
and then you will get SUPER human strength
live for 10 more years
and then EXPLODE
Jaime: I see
me: actually, it's a dead animal in the ceiling
at least that's the best guess we have so far
the maintenance guy said it's definitely not a gas
Jaime: I wouldn't think it was gas - you guys would be sick by now and I'd probably be dead
me: that, and lighting candles to get rid of the smell would have blown my face off