Shoulda known he had it covered

Ed: i just rsvped to your stupid stupid thing
ha
just kidding
i mean your happy joy thing
me: I'm sending you the wrong address
so that you show up to someone else's house
Ed: okay thats fine
i'll kill their dog
and take their daughter hostage
in which will happen she is 18
and looking to run away to start a crazy porn career
me: haha
Ed: with someone like me, we will hit the road
make millions
and i will ditch her in a truck stop in Idaho
where i will meet her younger sister a year later and rebirth the cycle
me: what do you do when they run out of younger sisters?
Ed: murder the family
find a new one
god, why do you make it sound like i don't know what i'm doing?
jesus