March 26, 2009

The Movie Theater is Expensive

me: let's sneak in the back
one of us will pay and then open the back door to the theater
just like we're 12 again
Dan: I like it
Then we can dig a large popcorn out of the trash and get a free refill
me: now we're talkin'
don't forget soda cans in your jacket
and your own tub of melted butter
Dan: If you put a stick of butter up your ass, it melts while you walk in.

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